Ban the skank NOW

You KNOW what skank I'm talking about

 

Obviously a loser.  Hint: 

2009/8/31

"someone" Thinks She's a Know It All

@ 07:59 AM (2 months, 22 days ago)

 

but alas in reality is a know nothing.  Alzheimers is genetic.

 

2009/8/30

Dead Ted Underground

@ 08:23 AM (2 months, 23 days ago)

 

"someone" is bothering the worms by trying to dig him up.

 

2009/8/29

"someone" Caught Breaking into Dead Ted's Casket

@ 08:42 AM (2 months, 24 days ago)

 

"but but I figured no one would mind my getting busy with him since he's dead and all"

2009/8/28

Dead Ted?

@ 06:38 AM (2 months, 25 days ago)

 

"someone" tried to have sex with the corpulent corpse?  yeeeeeewewwwwwwww.  Alzheimers is setting in.

2009/8/27

The Case of the Censor

@ 10:59 AM (2 months, 26 days ago)

 

"someone" seems to think she should be in charge of the internet and everyone's thoughts.  Alzheimers is genetic.

 

Ted the Whale Dead

@ 08:30 AM (2 months, 26 days ago)

 

The "public option" is next.  Cry those crocodile tears "someone".  It won't be long until Alzheimers consumes you.  Too bad.

 

2009/8/26

Ted the Murderer Dead

@ 07:44 AM (2 months, 27 days ago)

 

Finally.  It looks like he "public option" but not by much.  "someone's" crocodile tears are a pathetic joke.  In the meantime, the Amazon is being ravaged yet again for enough wood to build a coffin to hold the whale.

 

2009/8/25

"someone" Arrested for Stalking at the Cape

@ 06:39 AM (2 months, 28 days ago)

 

Why was "someone" caught stalking at the Cape?  Kennedy death watch?

 

2009/8/24

Death Panel Issues Pre Cert on "someone"

@ 06:37 AM (2 months, 29 days ago)

 

"IF she EVER gets ill, no treatment whatsover for that one."  Alzheimers is genetic.

 

2009/8/23

Bad News for "someone" Uh Oh

@ 08:32 AM (3 months, 6 hours ago)

 

Obama death panel rules that "someone" will be the first to go.  "The totally worthless people go first and we'll start with HER".  Alzheimers is genetic.

 

2009/8/22

Obama Declares "someone" Ineligible for Any Healthcare

@ 08:55 AM (3 months, 1 day ago)

 

"It took a death panel 5 seconds to detemine that "someone" isn't worth a penny", stated Obama on Friday August 21, 2009.  Alzheimers is genetic.

 

2009/8/21

"someone" Is Thrown Out By democrats

@ 08:22 AM (3 months, 2 days ago)

 

"We don't want her kind", declared Nancy Pelosi on Thursday August 20, 2009.  Alzheimers is genetic.

 

2009/8/20

"someone" Wants Obama to Be LBJ?

@ 09:03 AM (3 months, 3 days ago)

 

Only "someone" with Alzheimers would believe in THAT change.

 

2009/8/19

Bad News for "someone"

@ 06:37 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

 

The "public option" is dead.  Alzheimers is genetic.

 

2009/8/18

"someone" Is Lucky

@ 06:44 AM (3 months, 5 days ago)

 

she has Alzheimers so she doesn't know how dumb, ugly and stupid she is.

2009/8/17

What is "someone" Going to "Publish" Today?

@ 07:58 AM (3 months, 6 days ago)

 

There is obviously not an original thought in THAT head.

2009/8/16

"someone" To Be Jailed For More Internet Plagiarism

@ 05:52 AM (3 months, 7 days ago)

 

"someone" is hoping to find a girlfriend in prison but unfortunately even a lesbo prisoner who hasn't had sex in 10 years would be repulsed by "someone".

 

2009/8/15

"someone" Is Misinformed

@ 08:14 PM (3 months, 7 days ago)

 

As usual "someone" is wrong.  The "death panel" provisions of the health care bill presently being considered have been REMOVED as of late this week.  So far the government funding of abortion has not.  "someone" is a lying Alzheimer's patient.

2009/8/14

"someone's" Husband Jumped Off a Building

@ 09:14 PM (3 months, 8 days ago)

 

The poor dude figured it was better than being married to "someone".

 

"someone" Knows All About Losing Her Marbles

@ 09:12 PM (3 months, 8 days ago)

 

Alzheimers is genetic.

2009/8/13

"someone" Is On Her Way Out

@ 08:47 AM (3 months, 10 days ago)

 

Alzheimers is genetic.

2009/8/12

"someone" Didn't Take Meds

@ 08:25 AM (3 months, 11 days ago)

 

Boo hoo "someone" is in big trouble.  Bipolar and Alzheimers together are trouble.

 

2009/8/11

"someone" HAS Alzheimers

@ 10:18 AM (3 months, 12 days ago)

 

Looks like "someone" succumbed.  Copying and pasting from HERE?

2009/8/10

"someone" Forgot to Copy & Paste

@ 10:45 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

 

Alzheimers is genetic.

 

2009/8/9

"someone" Has Lost It

@ 09:32 AM (3 months, 14 days ago)

 

Not that she ever had a clue.  Alzheimers is genetic.

 

2009/8/8

"someone" to Be Arrested for Internet Theft

@ 08:24 AM (3 months, 15 days ago)

 

That's right, copying and pasting is intellectual property theft.  Alzheimers is genetic.

 

2009/8/7

"someone" Has Problems

@ 08:14 AM (3 months, 16 days ago)

 

Alzheimers is genetic and only gets worse every day.

 

"someone's" Problems Are Getting Worse

@ 08:11 AM (3 months, 16 days ago)

 

"someone" copied and pasted exactly the same thing three times a few days ago.  Alzheimers is genetic.

 

2009/8/6

Don't Forget to Copy and Paste

@ 07:05 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

 

"someone" knows Alzheimers is genetic (when "someone" is having a good day).

 

2009/8/5

Help for "somone"

@ 07:40 AM (3 months, 18 days ago)

 

Alzheimers is genetic.  Today is Wednesday, August 5, 2009.

2009/8/4

John, Marsha, Tommy and the Robot

Tags:
@ 07:40 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

 

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks.  His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 P.M. when Tommy, their 11-year-old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late.   "Where have you been? Why are you over two hours late getting home?", asked John.  "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra-credit project", said Tommy.  The robot walked around the table and slapped the crap out of Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.  "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."  "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie," said Tommy.  "What did you watch?" asked Marsha.  "The Ten Commandments," answered Tommy.  The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped the crap out of him, knocking him off his chair again. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."  "I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."  The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.  Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"  The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

 

"someone" Forget That Copying Web Pages Without Permission Is a Crime

@ 06:50 AM (3 months, 19 days ago)

 

Alzheimers is genetic.  Menopausal women have trouble sleeping.  So do criminals.

 

2009/8/3

Courtesy Reminder for "someone"

@ 06:44 AM (3 months, 20 days ago)

 

Today is Monday August 3, 2009.   Alzheimers is genetic.

 

2009/8/2

"someone" Forgot SHE Doesn't Even Have a Kindergarten Diploma

@ 09:32 AM (3 months, 21 days ago)

 

Alzheimers is genetic.